Obligatory kid post.
I was bathing my 3 year old son last night when he said something that I won't soon forget. I laughed so hard I cried.
I need to explain a little before I relate what he said. My son used to be a little pain when it came to bath time. All he wanted to do was play. No cleaning was acceptable as an interruption of play time. I discovered that if I associate his body parts with animals washing becomes a game that he just loves. He even washes himself now. He's got a “giraffe” neck, “rhino” leg, “elephant” leg, etc. Last night he took the wash cloth and started scrubbing and naming his parts. The laughter began when he arrived at his crotch. Without any hesitation he blurted out “HORSE PENIS!”
I began laughing so hard that tears came to my eyes. My wife came and asked why I was lauging so hard. When I explained she joined me in my guffaws.