When my family leaves me I wanna be Essig's roomie...
But let me tell you why...
Why I'd be a good roomate:
- I rarely hang out with folks in helmets.
- I am not writing a book.
- I do not have any bowling stories.
- I rarely use myspace.
- When I do use myspace it's not to pick up chicks.
Negative stuff that I'll admit:
- I'm a total gadget geek, so I do have my own podcast studio.
- I've never used coke.
- I don't have a nick name that is easily made fun of.